how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
i’ve compiled enough of the do’s & dont’s of murder from watching crime shows on tv to pull of the perfect murder
- Period: You want cookies
- Period: You want to fuck
- Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
- Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
- Period: Kill them.
- Period: Kill them too.
- Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
- Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
- Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.